I ran into Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible this week!
I was drinking at a local bar when I heard a commotion. When I saw who was at the the center of it I couldn’t believe my eyes. Schmelnoz had gotten drunk and attempted to impregnate three ladies at once, much to the chagrin of their boyfriends.
I quickly grabbed Schmelnoz and drug him out of the bar and back to my place.
After he sobered up we talked for hours and I told him all about how I had met him in another timeline and that we were actually very good friends.
He seemed a bit incredulous over the whole thing, but he thanked me for saving him from an embarassing situation and eventually went on his way.
And here’s the funny thing.
Just that morning I had shaved my beard down to a goatee and mustache.
I am now my own evil alternate-universe self.
